Weekly Sauce

 Hello Hello! so here's the sauce

We went to Banja Luka this week and we were very busy there. We were there from like Tuesday through Thursday and we did a lot of work with members and stuff which gave us a bunch of finance work to do when we got back to Sarajevo. Then we had like a ton of zoom calls on Thursday and Friday so that took like all of our time those days. Then Saturday we did a lottttt of finance again which will serve well (not) because we are going to get audited twice next week (basically just means they check all payments and financial stuff that happened in the past six months) It will take a long time but we will survive. 

Today was the real sauce. Literally soo funny. so we had a normal morning and then we went to a museum with a member named Begic, who is incredibly good at networking,to talk to the director to find service stuff. It was so funny because we find out the museum is closed and he marches in anyway and tells the guy in there that we were these two amazing American humanitarian workers and says to make us meet with the director. Which is actually kind of worked because we ended up talking with a higher up who said it is possible we can do service there but she just needs to check with the director. I hope it works well because I want to do more service stuff.

After that we went to these GREAT BOSNIAN PYRAMIDS. They claim that they are the largest man made pyramids in the world. Nope, it's a hoax. Scientists have come and proved that they are actually just hills. But its hilarious because some of the people there believe its real. They had these tunnels they "excavated" (aka just dug them) and said that there were these giant ceramic objects (literally just rocks) that had crystals inside them and created energy. we learned this on the guided tour where the guy was like "we scanned these rocks and found a river 21 meters below that creates negative Ion energy which is sent directed up and countered by the crystal which then vibrates and created energy which is used by the pyramid." it took all of my energy to not laugh. One of the senior missionaries was like "so its just a rock" when the dude was explaining the electric rocks and he was like "NO IT IS A CERAMIC MAN-MADE....etc" literally hilarious. Then they said the energy can heal people who have cancer or asthma just from being in the tunnel. They said they also scanned the pyramid and it was hallow all the way through and again we asked "oh can we see it" and he was like "well no" then we asked "what kind of scan did you do?" and he was like "well i don't know, i don't know how to say it in English." It was just funny because they explained everything very specifically like "on the walls it is a different material than the tunnel so that means it was excavated and NOT dug out by people, so we are not just digging this tunnel" which was exactly what they were doing. Then after there was a littler park outside that had other funny stuff that claimed to help your blood circulation from walking on wet rocks and stuff and they also said they were going to build a time machine in 2021. 

Anywho this is a long one. I hope you enjoy, I'll send pictures in another email.